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David Walliams’ exes



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David Walliams has been to some awkward  moments because he had to confront some famous people who he’d been intimate with. All this was part of a hilarious skit for Comic Relief.

For his short film, titled “David Walliams& ‘Special Friends’, David got some help from a few celebrities likeHugh Grant,  Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss. The skit starts with David paying a visit to TV’s Doctor Christian Jessen, who puts him to see everyone he has slept with over the past year, because apparently he contracted  a sexually transmitted disease.

So David starts going around his exes’ houses and the first door that he knocks on is opened by  supermodel Kate Moss, who is wearing a skin tight leather dress. Kate seems really delighted to see David again and she tells him: That was the most erotic night of lovemaking I’ve ever had, while leaning seductively against the door post. David however looks completely unmoved by Kate’s flirting and replies To be honest love it wasn’t in my top ten.

Next stop is not as sexy because former kids TV stars the Chuckle Brothers open the door. David then starts marching from door to door and a lot of famous faces appear at their frames, like Richard and Judy, Ronnie Corbet, Mary Beard, Clare Balding and Alan Carr who blames Gok Wan for David’s problem. Next he hits Frank Lampard’s home, who reminds him about the night they spend together in a tent, when they did more than wrestling. David replies that he should tell his Chelsea mates about this before he continues. Moving on he encounters Bruno Toneli, who immediately strips in his white knickers when he sees David. Bruno starts saying how he needs to get boyfriend, who is none other than judge Len Goodman, his colleague from Strictly Come Dancing.David continues his journey meeting John Prescott and then model David Gandy, who opens the door without his topless making Walliams to stare.

His next stop is another wonderful surprise, as Gwyneth Paltrow appears at the door in her workout gear, showing a really toned midriff. David asks if she recalls the last yoga session they did together and tries to remember if the last move they did was actually yoga. She confirms it was and he replies: I looked it up in the book, which leads to her confession: I shouldn’t have taken advantage of you but I couldn’t help myself.

After leaving Gwyneth’s house he goes to Keith Harris, the ventriloquist, and asks to see Orville the Duck in private. He thought he had seen everyone but he suddenly remembers he has another stop to make and hops in a plane to none other the former Friends star David Schwimmer.

Finally, David returns home, looking satisfied, and wants to spend some quality time with his pet pooch. But someone interrupts him by ringing the doorbell. David opens and sees Hugh Grant, who starts a speech, in the romantic comedy style that he’s known for. There’s something I wanted to ask you… something I’ve been meaning to for some time…it is definitely the most important thing, Hugh blabbers. David is prepared to kiss him when Hugh cries out: Do your nuts itch like buggery?

The screen fades to black leaving us with the skit that probably features the most celebrities ever.

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